Profile : Dirty Gertie

Prisoner no. 140662

Age : 12 and a bit (quite a substantial bit actually)

Physical description : Short of leg, large of mouth.

Hair : yes,usually. Colour : variable.

Can be identified by random metal artefacts, inserted, or otherwise dangling from various bodily appendages, and the hallmarks of various ‘skin artistes’ work.

Reason for attending college : N.H.S. professional kick-out and general social inadequate.

General information : Bit of a show-off, can be found on stage, wherever and whenever the opportunity arises, er, showing off. (Typical ‘youngest child’ behaviour)

Personal quote : “Hey, everybody, look at MEEEE.

Mothers’ quote : University, YOU?, HA HA HA HA HA HA”.

Most likely to be voted ‘girl most likely to be ‘in’ if she had to pay to get out'.

Ambition : To take on the world and win !

Copyright J.L.Rushin 2005